Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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