**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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