He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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