you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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