Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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