What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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