When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I deserve this hangover.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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