Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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