I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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