Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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