I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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