I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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