Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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