no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Mom said you looked used
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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