Are we in a gay sports bar?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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