i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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