ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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