just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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