Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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