I'm lost and stupid without you.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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