this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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