i permit you to call me
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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