I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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