There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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