So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So gin and wine won't be happening again
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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