Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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