Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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