normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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