This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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