Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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