You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
