well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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