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no, he came in my armpit
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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