Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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