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Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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