Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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