omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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