On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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