Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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