i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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