My brain says no but my pants say off.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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