Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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