Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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