i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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