dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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