Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Are we still banned from the library?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize
