what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Who died my cat blue again?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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