alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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