honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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