I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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