Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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