it was like his penis was on wheels.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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