Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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