bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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