i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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