so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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