Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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